back to the real world ....

cat and geo vaca - north captiva island

10 Things I Learned on Our Florida Vacation

1.  I MUST get a golf cart

(there are no cars allowed on this island and the golf cart

was wicked fun - I don't want to learn to play golf

and can't support all that green grass watering -

I just want to  drive the flippin' cart/car - what is it called?! - 

SO MUCH FUN)

2. Never wear flip flops when hiking

(I lost mine in wild rushing water - day 1- 

and had to hike 2 miles over hot sand and through dense brush

in just hubby's socks - I will never make 

fun of his socks with sneakers again - I think they saved my life)

3. Everything tastes better cooked on a grill

(even stuff I make, I knew this already, but forgot somehow)

4. The new Harry Potter land at Universal

(yes, we spent one day in Orlando)

is highly overrated

(I convinced hubs we needed to make a 

3 hour drive to Orlando to see Harry -

we had to check out of our beach house on Saturday

and our flight home wasn't until Monday morning 

and we had to drive 3 hours back
to the airport the next day -

I really wanted to experience

what many are calling "the best amusement park ride evah"

I got instantaneous motion sickness

and spent the ride flying from dementors

with my eyes closed, trying not to puke
and missed the whole thing)

5.  I am not afraid to swim in the ocean 

many better swimmers are - for some reason I'm not

maybe because we saw dolphins everyday and I think where

there are dolphins there are no sharks 

(I passed this info on to a few people on the beach 

before realizing it was probably not a good idea

to spread this around since it is most likely that I made it up)

once the dolphins were only about 25 feet away from me

they told me they prefer Pottery Barn to Target,

Trader Joe's to Whole Foods,

and they wish to God we'd stop peeing in the ocean.

6. Next time I will bring half as many clothes

and twice as much food

(don't be scared - I won't be wearing half as many clothes

at one time - I will just be wearing the same things
over and over again because that's what we did)

7. Never buy your first smartphone

right before your vacation

because you will not know how the hell it works and will be
asking 13 year old strangers to help you

8. (this one is hubs lesson not mine)

When new becomes normal, it stops being made of magic

(he got a little bored - although this could be due to the horrific sunburn he suffered

on the very first day - pic is from day 4, yes it was even worse than it looks here)

9. When hubs says he has put on sunblock -

he has not put on sunblock

10. Beach vacations will always

end the same way -

me clinging to the boat and screaming

that something is wrong with the calendar -
it is really only Tuesday and
I have 4 more days ...

and then of course the Island Police,

handcuffs, fingerprints and some crazy woman
demanding of the officers 

"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"

 - not because I'm famous of course, but just

because my memory is so bad ....