1.
The current stress - I am just a few weeks away from my first ever trade shows and I am suddenly realizing that I have a gazillion things to do and no time to do them.
So, if you pop over here and see no posts feel free to envision me in some kind of manic craziness where I am subsisting largely on the kind of cellophane-wrapped mistakes only available at my local Wawa -
deliriously humming the theme song from the Titanic - did I tell you the first said trade show is called Pool - as in someone please throw me a life preserver, you get the picture - and barking orders at my assistant; ie Olive, who is actually the only one around here who can get anything done.And that these tradeshows, added to my normally massive amount of personal issues and annoyances have created an overdose type of situation where I am either manic or catatonic but either way unable to sign into blogger.
Please forgive me when this happens. I see it coming. I have taken on too much and unwisely used my time watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey and New York and all the other housewives that don't seem to ever have any type of actual homemaking responsibilties, but like car crashes are hard to resist watching.And yes, the tradeshow design above looks amazing, but nothing like the real thing which is actually still a figment of my imagination, too, but luckily I have always been very good with a deadline.
(I just hope the word dead isn't the word I will be using to explain the final outcome).
2.
The old stress - After
many weeks
The Artisans Collective website is launched!
My
brother and I designed this site and even though some of the potential bells and whistles had to be trashed, it keeps the form and function of its intention and can't help but be beautiful with all the amazing artists on this incredible team. I am loving it!
(although I do worry a bit about their sanity for letting me anywhere near this website, no clue why they thought I could do this- I guess because I said I could, silly artists)3.
The future stress - ok, so you may remember
the crop circle incident of last month and also my failure to get the documentary evidence that some
demanded requested
(my excuse - it happened at dusk, it didn't occur to me and by the time I saw the potential for a Wednesday whine in it - everything was blown around)
but, since we have been fairly convinced this was a squirrel/corn take-down situation I have been on the lookout for any signs of unusual super squirrel activity to try and track down the culprit.
Now, I realize these are not the best images, but I was working through a window which may not have been cleaned in a while due to all
my Real Housewives watching the work I've been doing lately.
The squirrel got the lid off the trash can, ripped open the trash bag, grabbed an entire slice of cheese pizza, dragged the pizza across the yard and up a tree (where the cheese likely got stuck on the branch) - a couple hours later it was gone, so I'm sure Super Squirrel got a couple other members of her Super Squirrel posse to give her a hand and they got it unstuck.I think the Super Squirrel situation here in New Jersey
(which may or may not be connected to the superfund clean up site designation of our local gas station)
is creating crop circle making, pizza stealing, Linda Blair head spinning
(I forgot to mention that when Super Squirrel looked up at me through the window she gave me a freaky Exorcist head twist that had me grabbing a pair of scissors and my neighbor's 12 year old son before I ventured outside)
super rodents (and yes, squirrel lovers, squirrels are rodents,
I looked it up) that may be plotting some type of backyard takeover we had better all be ready for.
Also I have poison ivy that hasn't gone away in a month and I guess I have to give up and see a doctor and I can't help but think there is some kind of Super Squirrel connection in this, too. I am sure some research on my part, which I am way too
lazy busy to do right now, would tell me that squirrels are impervious to poison ivy
and since these Super Squirrels spend alot of time outside my bedroom window, they have had plenty of opportunities to stuff some poison ivy leaves into the air conditioner or something equally clever ...
sighNow, there are some positive things about stress, like the kind of endorphins, serotonin and dopamine rush that athletes get and I am sure this will be kicking in for me ...
any day now ... in the meantime I better get my head back into my linesheets and my eyes on Super Squirrel ...
SUCK UK Apron Cooking Guides - the cooking info is on the apron upside down geared to the wearer!
I absolutely love how these amazing DiCorte chairs share the materials and process of the work.
This iconic message first appeared on the back cover of the very last issue of the Whole Earth Catalogue in 1974.
