My latest projects - I've been working on new linesheets and a series of new mini lockets,
but more importantly I am currently on Day 4 of my Crest white strips program.
I'm not sure there's any actual whitening going on, except for about 30 seconds immediately following their removal (maybe) and I think they are making my teeth more sensitive.
This sensitivity might be how they actually work. Maybe after a week of not eating or drinking, people are too disgusted by your prominent ribcage and distended abdomen to notice your coffee-stained teeth.
(I'll stick with it though because I am
not a quitter, dammit)
This is reminding me that there is a kiosk in my local mall with tooth whitening where a girl in a dentist-like lab coat,
(that just screams medical professional, I think she also sells the $200.00 ionic hair curlers)
does something to you that resembles some kind of dental torture while strangers stare and point and laugh,
(not that this has happened to me)
because I do my tooth whitening at home, like a normal person who has spent way too much time with coffee on her teeth.
My latest injury - I tumbled off the front steps while hanging a hummingbird feeder and smashed my kneecap onto a cement birdbath. I then broke the world record for cursing out hummingbirds with 20 curse words in 20 seconds
(Ripley's is coming out next week; I think the hummingbirds are planning a protest)
What I'm reading - I am on a Swedish detective kick, brought on by
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series. I ran through that author too quickly and moved on to
Henning Mankell.
(I am more convinced than ever that I should be doing detective work in Sweden; I think they need me, plus I want to learn how to pronounce all these consonent clusters)
What I'm listening to - Hubby snore and Olive "dream chase" a squirrel while I eagerly await my new
Macy Gray, expected on my door step next week
What I'm watching -
Life on the Discovery channel but somehow Oprah's voice is ruining it for me- I miss Sigourney ...
I was planning a post for today on pricing our work and will pop one out soon, but the weather was just too nice for me to settle down with something serious- I write my weekly posts on Sundays and it is just too gorgeous here to work today! Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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